We were always told a lie our whole life that Nepal is rich in water resources. We were forced to memorise it during school time, for the sake of a 'correct' answer. I have always been cynical about the fact that having huge rivers does not make us rich in any way. And I still hold it tightly like a water jar during a water crisis.
I grew up in the heart of old (real) Kathmandu, densely populated where dry taps were normal. My sisters were unsung heroes, who used to fetch water from the neighbour's house. They would have easily won the Olympic medal if there had been a bucket relay match. We treated water as liquid gold. The community well pump was always out of order. Laundry had to be done when the stars aligned. Bathings were a strategic affair - sometimes head only and rarely full body. Privacy? Neighbours not only knew about our laundry cycles but could probably sketch out every mole on my body if asked.
Then, one fine day, the Prime Minister made a grand promise: Melamchi water would cleanse our dusty streets and quench the city’s thirst. It was the speech of a lifetime—filled with hope, dreams and a sprinkle of comedy we only appreciated much later.
We waited. And waited. And waited.
Forty years of waiting brought us dust from construction, constant reruns of corruption scandals, and a masterclass in patience. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, a new water pipe was connected to my house. Alas! Hope turned reality. But .......... I couldn’t get water without a pump. So, against the rules, I installed one, like everyone in my neighbourhood did. It felt like wow! I had left no stone unturned to have city water in my home. The water distribution schedule was for an hour every six days, with timings alternating between 10 a.m.–12 p.m. and 12 p.m.–2 p.m. Genius scheduling! I would have faliciated with Flower Garland who came up with this amazing idea. They wanted us to be attentive all the time for water.
| (Source:Kantipur.com) |
Yesterday was our scheduled water day. I marked it on my mental calendar after hours of deliberation. My mind kept reminding me about water. I fantasised about my underground water tank being full. I started to have a dream of a life where I did not have to worry about water. I was home in time, ready to flip the pump switch with a sense of purpose. As expected, the pump first delivered air—a powerful gust that spun the water meter like a jet engine. When water finally trickled in little by little - about 22% of water and 78% of air - I felt victorious, like a gladiator in the arena. Sure, I’d be billed for air, but hey, it was still cheaper than a water tanker.
And then, the electricity went off. Bravo! Who said the government lacks coordination. I beg to disagree. I murmured to myself, Nepal is water rich country and government work is systematic.
Jay Nepal!
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